The Helmet Fire Park Place Log

i was joking about it beforehand, but shaving the beard you've had for ten years is no laughing matter.


more idealism, but at times it can be a good servant of the realist.
    — ponderosa (day of the dragon)


if vampires were ex-werewolves, i could understand why they wouldn't want to see themselves in the mirror.


what the flame does not consume consumes the flame.
    — aeon flux (chronophasia)


digging holes doesn't build character; shaving your beard builds character.  and by "builds character", i mean, "makes you want a drink".


i do not entertain hypotheticals; the world as it is is vexing enough.
    — true grit ('10)


ask my how bad the economy is.
    how bad is the economy?
i shaved my beard.  (ba dum bum)