Gunter Log 050597

New Extra Absorbent Gunter Log - now with Even BIGGER Thirst Pockets



what's wrong?
    nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 can't handle...
    — the truth about cats and dogs


never trust anyone with an initial for a first name.


one word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president.  and that word is 'to be prepared'.
    — dan quayle
// 08 addition:  i find it slightly amusing that i got around to this Log not long before an election.


whenever your life could pass for a soap opera it's about time to ... um ... never mind...


it is my learned opinion that five shots of novocain is a bit much.  not only must i *think* to swallow, but it's extended up to my ear.  and drinking mt dew now takes 100% concentration.  (who's the genius that invented those wide-mouthed cans, anyway?)


the devil's in the details.
    — the vanishing