Old Titleless Gunter Log I

a person does not fully appreciate sweetness if he or she has never tasted anything bitter.
    — rec.games.video.arcade


human acquiescence is as easily obtained by terror as by temptation.
    — hellraiser: bloodline


the secret of happiness is high expectations and your own bag of chips.
    — dogbert


why do those dorky soda cups have the airline's name on them?  do they often get taken home as souvenirs?


sometimes people walk away 'cause they want to be alone, and other times they walk away to see if you care enough to follow.
    — babylon 5


a coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
    — touched by an angel
        (mom strikes again...)


one of the many thoughts i probably should just keep to myself:
    man, do those clouds look like mountains.  oh, wait...


blah blah blah your playstation--
    it's a *saturn*!
whatevah...
    oh, i don't *think* so!