The Unicorn Defense Park Place Log

i must confess: i'm beyond my depth.  i'm the shadowy figure in the left background with the stupid expression on his face.
    — the man from planet x  (two quotes, but they fit so well)


now granted, i'm not exactly making things easy for myself by trying to learn sixteen songs at once that average two sharps/flats, but whoever said that playing the trumpet is like riding a bike was sorely mistaken.  (pause)  of course, i haven't ridden a bike in a while...


is this the new master we serve?  the whim of modernization?
    — gargoyle: wings of darkness


i love words like "nonplussed", which mean exactly what i think they shouldn't.


you know, for a mild man you sound vicious.
    didn't you know?  all mild men are vicious.  they hate themselves for being mild and they hate the windy extroverts whose violence seems to have a strange attraction for nice girls... who should know better.
    — a face in the crowd


what?!  i don't like little kids?  who said i don't like little kids?  why wouldn't i like little kids?  they're so... noisy.


criminals thrive on the indulgence of society's "understanding".
    — batman begins


joke grenade #416: needless to say...


you know, why is it just when i think i'm about to hear the recess bell life throws me one of those little pop quizzes?
    — where on earth is carmen sandiego? (split up)